What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

I like to enjoy music, literally. Just the text, just what it says.

Is that what you think of IT? Of art? Or if you’re a real capital-A ASS, of “Art”?

Context is not “key.”

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

What kind of hack art critique confidence job (or “fanfic”) would you like us to call that crap?

Check between one or the other set of your cheeks, and go blow.

It is what the thing itself meant in you. Or: means to you, coming forward now.

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?

Touch!

Everybody’s got one.

Is “it” an art at all?

How can someone determine if their partner is in another romantic relationship, particularly if they do not live together?

So be it, then!

Don’t believe the hype.

A deft touch like Peter Gabriel, in such regards.

Why is there so much evil in the world?

A song made for public consumption has no “real meaning” beyond what it means to you: the hearer. The listener, ideally. The artist, the creator, the originator or the band of record merely bring you the best they could put out to move you, given available talent and production time. So?

What does it mean to me?

Big “A” or little? Done for Art’s sake, or just for free sushi and sake? Got anything for us, anything for each or all? GIVE IT UP, HOMO SAPIEN.

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

The original authors did.

I’m far worse than serious on such scores: I’m sincere.

I’m so mean I mean it all.

Hey there anyone awake at this time myself an bubble butt wife with her big ass tits is extremely Horny come join us on a private video call an watch us get kinky an naughty😋😋😋😋

Yet…

Behold!

So…you can read the lyrics above. Those words, in that simple order? That IS what the song really means.

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

Life's parade of fashion

Would be wildly, reasonably sane to call “BULL’S-HIT!” on such fancy-shmancy anti-bullseye potshots.

Nope. It isn’t the thing.

Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?

Hold!

The sales and marketing job (includes all backstory and behind-the-bio of the real maker, doer, makers or doers) is nothing to do with the genuine article: the act performed, the thing made.

Vulgar?

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

Whatsoever is moved in you: now THAT you can know!

This all holds true for every thing called art, in every form of art, or called art.

Official audio only.

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

Am I serious?

Did it stink for you, or were you moved to applaud? Don’t be shy.

Frankly, The Dead’ve never been the same since Garcia died, except on record and if you take a lot of drugs, too. Got Art?

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

Art is what moves you in ways mere craft could not.

Everyone looks naked when you know the world's address

It, whatever the heck it is or may be to someone, doesn’t really mean anything else but its own real features and properties. The thing itself is what must mean, and the only thing that can mean: to anyone, everyone, okay uh-huh alright forever and ever amen.

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

It is yours. Your own. Don’t be too precious about it, please. Shoot me a comment below: tell me what’s moving in you, easily or uneasily as you listen for yourself to the song (below!), and judge it for all that it is, or isn’t. For what they have done, or for what they have failed to do: in you.

Q. What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

Not at all like Pet Shop Boys, but who really is these days? Beyond Tennant and Lowe, no one has ever been very much like those Pet Shop Boys, actually.

What happens when your partner doesn't see the value in you and continuously hurts you by searching for something in others knowing it hurts you?

It is background intel, no part of the work at all, at all.

You gonna tell us the mere author or creator of a work gets to decide for YOU what it means?

Not in some misbegotten competition with the dead.

What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?

Is that what you think of me?

Yes! You nailed it! A “full-on slob-mode aficionado of pop cultural forms” to boot! Who minds what I, some rando asshat off the internet, told YOU couched so hot, deep and hard in threadbare shorts, rocking and a-rolling on a huge leather sofa stolen from “schools” and “styles” of old thought, “BUD”? Not it!

No critic and no investor, no, not even any Capital-A Author or Major League Maker can add one jot, jolt, titter or teardrop to the finished work of art. As it was, or as it lasts in its finished form.

Whatever each viewer, hearer, taker-in and receiver “gets” out of it is, if anything, that critic or fan’s own personal production. Of what? Meaning. Value. Worth. Call it by any metric you can lay forth or set out: it’s pure personal judgment in play now, dog. Cur. Bitch?

I say leave that to the one being called, Holmes. Or…sure, lock your tongue away behind your lips and bite yourself, hard! Why offend needlessly over what amounts to a nickname? Must you?

“The text” here means only: the entire artwork of whatever kind. Picasso’s Guernica is a text. Citizen Kane is a text. “The World’s Address” is our text, for this instance.

How are you moved? It’s not a f***ing contest. Why would anyone want to WIN a f***ing contest? Oh, that triple asterisk stands for “art” not “uck.” Pretty yucky, that droll substitution. Pretty disgusting, those who try to pass it off as “fresh.”

Context (since there’s every single context you or anyone could choose to clap on top of it or pretend-slide beneath any artwork) is keyhole.

Just leaves me depressed

It ain’t the thing. Is it?

Popular, yes. That’s what vulgar originally meant.

…this is all very well beyond what the thing itself means, or meant. It is new.

A place that's worn

The thing really done.

That doesn’t mean the trivialist has some secret special key and code in their possession. They’re just kinky like that: like to be deep in the loopy sh!t. Smells like some way too-old pretend teen’s spirit hit the fan again, though. VULGAR.

Hear!

It is trivia.

Nothing beyond what was literally made part of the song is the song’s meaning.

A great deal like Robert Frost. “No musician!” would you say? HA. HA! HA! HA! Nonsense!

Who says what’s art? The Modernists united in a real cheap-shot art-critic sold and commanded zeitgeist ventriloquism voice: The Artist! Art Is Whatever The Artist Nominates As Art!

worn...etc.

Well, duh. More than that: TUH-DUH. TA-DA! It means the words! It means each and only what the words say. Read ’em and weep not! See? Right up there for you. SEE? See!

A. See below. It’s a 2-Parter!

I know you've deceived me

Care to have a listen?

Kind of like John Linnell, John Flansburgh & The Band Of Dans (who hadn’t yet joined the bandwagon as of the above-limned song’s original finished debut).

The thing itself is the thing itself.

TELL THEM ALBERT EINSTEIN AND COPERNICUS

I’m plain-out roaring, here!

Give us what cha got, “artist.” If indeed you consider yourself an artist: give it up. For all we the living, for any and each who might be moved, AND HOW.

A whole lot like AC/DC, Sia Furler and The Black Keys! Great pool hall music, the lot of them!

I’m not sure if it’s like Wet Leg. I haven’t really drawn a bead on Wet Leg yet. Look.

CALL THE MEN OF SCIENCE

Bull. The public has always known better than that. It isn’t novelty of theoretic conception that makes good art. It is truth. It is beauty. Which can include: hideous ugliness, if true. Or: hideous ugliness, if for some reason you the viewer, the onlooker, the innocent bystander, the paying customer or the passerby decide: I rather like the feel and style of that hideous thing.

Let’s not get personal. A woman, even a very young and competitive woman far too good for the likes, loves, needs or wants of me (or you, for that matter) is only called a “dog” by some sour grapes loser. Or! Hey, if she must love dogs, maybe she won’t even mind being called in a doggy style?

Now pull the other one! How did it make YOU feel, about your mother for instance?

They told you simply: by making the whole thing, nothing less. Nothing more. In every single word strong strung in sequence.

HAH. HA! No! How could I possibly be, about something as trite as art has in our day and age become? Grossaroo!

Disabuse you of that “secret meaning” or “real meaning” nonsense notion pronto and galore! I mean consistently, coherently, cogently and with integrity: in every onstage bout of audience-aimed grateful candor, plus every interview segment you’re likely catch them in, speaking for themselves to all the world: unabashed, unashamed, not too guardedly at all.

Nobody could possibly credit my take over and above or underneath the text itself, the thing itself: the actual work and nothing else. Nothing but. All that’s in or within it. Right?

I didn’t tell you what it meant.

Feel!

Taste!

Why even read my take on what it means? You think my “hot insider intel” can override, overrule or otherwise upset the work itself: in all it truly IS? Can interpretation unseat the text?

It’s one motive, at least. If that’s your meaning then run off with it and see who’ll bow, buy, or slap a bow-tie on it for a garrotte. The rest of us?

Why be a turd about it, stuffing imaginary made-up “author’s intent” (beyond what the author actually DID do, DID make whole) into some fantasy “envelope-pushing” exercise?

Who do you say I am? Some “grammar anarch & semantic champion” for the people!

Not I.

Some lovely story about what the artist went through prior to making the thing? Human interest, yes! We love to be deep in the gossip, we kind and faithful beings. Yet is this OF the artwork? No.

What the singer or writer, the true creator, the artist (modern, classic, wise or otherwise) thinks it should mean in addition to what they’ve indeed made is…puff. Fluff. Tacky add-on, at best.

You know it.

I men: you’d have to be a surefire every-miss dweeb of cretinous nature to credit what I have to say here with authority, or even a slick, greasy Greek booty-toot of value. GROSS. GROW UP, if so! Get a real load on!

A sad pun that reflects a sadder mess

I'll repeat it for those who may not have already guessed:

Here’s the musical recording from the band They call “TMBG”

In many circles (and the glorious art that erupts and cruises forth from these circles is not to be puked at), what’s vulgar is pretty always a-gonna be a good bet: to pop.

Call it an affectionym, but be sure the other wants yours first. It isn’t a very high art to be sure, this dealing and doling of names. Lables and boxes, more often than not? Empty of everything but nerve, bile and gall. Turn your head and cough, please. Yes!

Whose song is it, any old way?

You say. You’re the one to be moved, after all. In the “final anal”—what some call the “final” analysis. Why be rude? Art may be! Art may be the rudest thing in the world, taken out of its own natural time, place and culture! Pay heed! Open your eyes and let your tongue waggle like a slug!

This is each person’s moving contribution to any work of art: to say how it moved in you.

There is no “code” in art to break.

Shall we uphold that craptastically egotistical self-shoveling attitude? Why should we? Because we, two should be famous for moving the world with what moves us in art? Hey.

Now my tearstains on the wall reflect an ugly sight

AND LET THEM HEAR THIS SONNNG

Couldn't sleep last night

Answer one. “What song” indeed! I’m listening to "The World's Address":

Every meaning is valid to the degree it can be supported from within the text.

Anyone who wants to pretend their free gift to the world means something other than what they actually made and gave is welcome to be that pretentious.

Under every garment I can see the world's address

Why should anyone swallow it? Except for what IT truly is? Your own original production! At best or at worst, “based on” or “inspired by” the thing itself.

THE WORLD'S ADDRESS

Take it in every sensory or sensual way it exists, by any medium presented! Like, love, want, even need, and even share that with others! Your own lived experience of the thing itself, yeah-heah!

It means what it is, not what some paid or unpaid maker thinks it should mean to you. Kind of like oh, I don’t know, Neil Diamond? Neil Sedaka? Bing Crosby? I’ve no idea really. Elvis Costello? Aimee Mann? Sean Penn’s sister-in-law? The Beatles? Who gives a rat’s toss? These people were paid and paid handsomely to prettily dish up something for us, for us to take in and mean, and feel. And sure, think! Why not?

I can see your secrets

You decide. Purpose is what you put into life.

It is we the living who’ll each decide what it means: to each and all.

This is They Might Be Giants, and contrary to the dull, glistening and listless imaginations of self-perverted twerps who think songs have “real” or “secret” meanings that only the author or authors could tell you, John L. & John F. of They Might Be Giants will lay it all right out on the line for you every time I’ve ever seen ’em get into it.

What more could one ask of a work of art? Sometime, maybe try to ask the song itself what it means.

The world's address

No need to confess

I’ve got to be some kind of “sense, senses or sensual snob” who wants to root like King Tut on human growth hormones and steal your golden moment right out from under you, right?

Look.

It means an “accomplished fact.” Something that has already been done, and there it is: “that’s-that.”

A finished work. A “fait accompli.”

“The Word’s Address”

We humans do love trivia, and some of us: we love it more than art.

Meaning is what you get out of it.

This isn’t a matter for seriousness.

WERE WRONG, the world's address! A place that's

Or do not. Yoda won’t take them odds, and you shouldn’t aspire to be some critic’s forceless green-tinged puppet, whether cartoon or foam rubber: IT STANK EVERYWHERE BUT THE BOX OFFICE, and buddy?